I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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