He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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