I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
worst night to have a conscience
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
