i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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