So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
