hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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