She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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