I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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