we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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