Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Farmville is her only friend.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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