Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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