Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Use "feeling words"
Yay
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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