their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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