I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Randomize
