You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
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handjob tips. give me some.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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