Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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