Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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