come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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