Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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