lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I need help removing her.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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