Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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