But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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