Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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