Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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