So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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