Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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