he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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