Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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