i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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