you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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