Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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