I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Ladies don't puke and tell
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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