She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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