Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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