She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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