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i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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