The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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