So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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