Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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