Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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