Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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