I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
