I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
