Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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