Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I think I am morally bankrupt
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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