Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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