Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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