what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
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