does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
