You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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